Tightest Christmas Arse Ever

(And - No - I'm not talking about myself.)

The Kiwi got the following from a workmate (her nemesis) as an Xmas gift:

A PIECE OF FRUIT

A complimentary SHOWER CAP

AND

A complimentary SHOE SHINE.

Talk about re-gifting! They weren't even gifts to begin with!

It's like finding something on the street and giving it to someone as a present...